Frequently Asked Questions

1. Why do websites always have a “frequently asked questions” section?
2. I don’t know. You’d think they would design the website better so that you don’t need a “frequently asked questions” section.
3. So why have you got one on this website?
4. It’s just a vehicle to publish this witty article.
5. It’s not that funny, though.
6. Technically that wasn’t a question so I will have to delete that line.
7. Do you want to play that game where you can only answer a question with another question?
8. Why don’t you shut up, smart arse?